Smile

Smile-is a language of love,
Smile-is a way to get success,
Smile-is to win the hearts,
Smile-improves your personality,
Smile-improves our friendship.
So keep smile on your lips always

Good Friend Like U!

1+1=2 eyes look at u,
5+1=6 senses feeling u,
12+12=24hrsthinking about u,
3+4=7 days in week missing u,
1+11=12 months i always need
a Good Friend Like U!

dost ko roz yaad karna

Har dost se acchhi baat karna fitrat he hamari.
har dost khush rahe harsat he hamari.
Koi humko yaad kare ya na kare,
har dost ko roz yaad karna aadat hi hamari..

linked by HEART

Stars are seen together,
yet they r so far apart..
good friends may not speak everyday,
but remember they r always linked by HEART TO HEART!!

Good morning!

Feels gud when somebody misses u,
Feels better wen somebody Loves u,
But it feels the best when somebody never forgets..
So u can feel d best now!!
Good morning!

Mera dosth mera marzi

I will b with u when u r up & down,
i will be with u when u need help,
i will cheer u when u win &..
sometimes i will kick u bcoz “mera dosth mera marzi”

dost banane ki jarurat nahi..

Ab aur manzil pane ki harsat nahi,
kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi..
aap jese dost jabse mile,
kisi aur ko dost banane ki jarurat nahi..

My sweetest DoNKEy….

….()….() Friends
(o o) r like
….. (..) Donkeys
……………. /”’\ They carry the
load of all ur difficulties in ur life 4ever.
U r one of my sweetest DoNKEy.

Plz stay in touch..

Hundred wounds does not have pain
but a true frien’s silence makes
more pain and tears in the heart…
So plz stay in touch..
Gud Mrng!

Rahe duriya to parwa nahi..

Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka nata hi
jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hi,
Rahe duriya to parwa nahi
dost to har pal dil me basaya jata hi!

bina SMS ke

Dil meh ek shor ho raha hai,
bina SMS ke dil bore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa toh nahi k ek pyaara
sa dost humse door ho raha hai?

Doston ko salamat rakhna

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
jab hum hi na rahenge tou dosti kaun karega,
a khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega…

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Tum na mile koi gum nahi,
bus bath karo ye milne se kam nahi,
dosti me dhoka de jaye wo hum nahi,
aur aap sab ki dosti “rang de basanthi” se kam nahi

Dosti ki lakeer

Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein.
Aap bhi bhool jaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein.
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge.
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haton me.

Doston ki ek Muskan

Ishq Mohabbat to hazaro karte hain,
Gum-e-judai se wo sabhi darte hain,
Hum to na Ishq na Mohabbat karte hain,
Bas doston ki ek muskan ke liye SMS karte hain

100steps

If u Need a 4end and there are 100steps btween us.
U can take 1step to get near me and
i will take all 99 steps to be there 4U.

Dosti ka TajMahal

Musibat ka qutuamimar ho tum
Tension ka charminar ho tum
Aafat ka Golgumbaz ho tum
kya karu ye bhi kehna padtha hai ki
Dosti ka TajMahal bhi ho tum

Kuch Dost aisay hotay

Koe raaz aisay hotay hai jo kah nahi jate
koe dil aisay hotay hai jo thod nahi jatay
our kuch dost aisay hotay hai jisay chuda nahi jaata

Importance of Friend

The importance of a dear friend in our lives is like
d importance of our heartbeats!
Though they r not visible,
they silently lend u d gift called LIFE..

Shubodayam

Kaho usise jona kahe kise se,
maango usise jo dede khushi se,
chahoo use jo tumhe milaye zindagi se,
Dosti karo usise jo hamesha nibhaye khushi se.
Shubodayam.

Muskan

Ishq mohabbat to hazaro karte hain.
Gum-e-judai se wo sabhi darte hain,
Hum to na ishq na mohabbat karte hain,
Bas doston ki ek muskan ke liye SMS karte hain:-)

Gud Frd Like “U”

I waited
8 months 2 c d WORLD.
2 years 2 WALK.
3 Years 2 TALK.
5 years 2 STUDY…
But I really waited 23Yrs 2 have a GUD frd Like “U”.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Friends are like a page in a book of Life
every page with different subject
but best friends are the index page of covering all the subjects…
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.

Friends Love

.**,,**.
* frnds *
*.Love.*
“*,*”
Pas dis ‘HEART’ 2 Al ur FRNDS&Also 2ME.
if 3Com Back, today u’ll get a Big Surprse.

Dosthi

Dosti ke phool har mausam me khilte hai,
dosti ke badal har mausam me baraste hai,
Hum SMS bheje ya na bheje
ye sach hai ki har pal hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hai.

Tube Light

Three lights saving the earth from dark,
One Sunlight,
Two moonlight,
Third YOU - My Sweet Friend
TUBE LIGHT.

Smile

Smile-is a language of love,
Smile-is a way to get success,
Smile-is to win the hearts,
Smile-improves your personality,
Smile-improves our friendship.
So keep smile on your lips always

My Friendship

My friendship is not like rain that falls n goes.
Its like Air sometimes keeps quiet n sometimes makes noice
but always around U. Gud Morning.

Friendship Fish

><(((:>
I Send u this fish as sign of FRIENDSHIP.
Please take care of it, Keep it in ur MOBILE.
Daily put your MOBILE in water so that the fish won’t DIE!

Aap jaisa ek Dost

Na Chahat hai Sitaro ki,
Na tamanna hai najaro ki,
Na aarju hai jannat ki,
Na khwaish hai baharon ki,
aap jaisa ek dost mil jaye tho
kya zarurat hai hazaron ki.

GUD FRND

A Lover Say “i ll be with u in all ur troubles”.
but a GUD FRND says
“U ll hve no trouble whn i am with U”.

I didn’t ask Water!

A thirsty person asks a nurse for milk.
She opened her top &
put her nipple in the mouth of man.
He gasped & said
thank god i didn’t ask Water!

Similarities between BRA & BAR

Similarities between BRA & BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r drinking zones
3.Both hv time restriction of Closing & Opening
4.Wen open, both drive men crazy

British Airways…

Mom asked married daughter: How is ur Life?
She replied shyly: itz like British airways.
Later mom saw add n shocked
“7 days a week, 3 times a Day, Both sides…”

Girls Bad Natures

Girls have very bad Natures
They get wet without bath
They give milk without eating grass
They bleed without getting injured
Finally They make Boneless thing Hard.

Similarity

Similarity of feelings of girls after exam n sex.
Kitna lamba tha! khash thoda time aur mil jata!
Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha, baad me easy laga.
akhirkar aacha gaya

Dhaga

Pehle hath me lo, fir sidha karo–
fir muh me lo..aur thook lagao.. aur andar gusao..
KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA! SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA

Dosth

kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek
” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”,
aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehta hai,
aur maango to inkaar karta hai…

Handle with Care

A sardar reads on the front side of the Tshirt
written “Handle with Care”
Next day sardar wears jeans
written on “Candle with Hair”
bolo tara rara..

Husbands

Boy friends r like panipuri,
tastes gud any time.
Lovers r like pizzas, hot&spicy,
eaten frequently
Husbands r like dal rice,
eaten whn there is no choice..

Tamil Girls

Tamil girls are too fast. U know why?
because when all the other girls says NAMASTHE
they says WANNA COME

Difference

Wats the difference between
hook in cricket and hook of bra?
One sends ball out of boundary and
other keeps balls within the boundary.

Batting

Azhar asked Sangeetha after their first night
“How was my Straight drive thru U r fine legs”
She said “its good shot but u r not tha Opening batsman….

Formality

Girl: If U’ll try to kiss me, may shor macha doongi.
Boy: lekin yahan dur dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi….

Girls

1980 Girls: Maa Mei Jeans pehnungi
Maa: Nahin beti log kya kahenge?

2006 girls: Maa mei mini Skirt pehnungi
Maa: Pehenle beti Kuch to Pehan le !

Future

Teacher asked her Student that
what will they become in the future?
Raj: Doctor
Ram: pilot
Pinky:Mother
Sam: I will help Pinky…

Women’s Life

Women’s Life is very Hard

Morning: Wash Clothes,
Afternoon: Dry Clothes,
Evening: Iron Clothes,
Night: Remove Clothes,
Mid Night: Search Clothes.

HOOK

Whats the difference between
Hook in Cricket and Hook of Bra?
One sends ball out of the boundary
and Other keeps balls within the boundary.

Similarity

What is the Similarity between
Audio Cassatte and a Woman?
They can be Played from both Sides……..

Remove your eyes

A very Sexy & attractive Female Employee
meets her Boss & says, ”
Sir, would you mind removing something
from my BREAST”
Boss: Anything for U..
Female Employee: Your Eyes, Sir!